Horoscopes for the Day
|I decided to make up horoscopes for all the signs - and how they relate to me.|
Aries - you are damn sexy, and you know it. *coughSLUTcough*
Taurus - You are stubborn and bullheaded, unless you see things my way, and then you're completely rational and my BFF.
Gemini - Wild and unpredictable, you ARE the bad boy of filing clerks. I'll never tire of your laundry sorting stories.
Cancer - the crab sign fits, but I still want to dribble drawn butter over your flesh.
Leo - let's face it, you're "just a dandy lion..."
Virgo - a virgin? *rolls eyes* is anybody still buying that?
Libra - You want everything in balance. Very Zen of you. But annoying as hell while the rest of us wait for you to place your Starbucks order.
Scorpio - you fluoresce in black light like a gin and tonic. Cool trick. We should go clubbing sometime.
Sagittarius - PSST. Don't tell the others, but you're my favorite sign. It has nothing to do with you really, but I do enjoy all those lovely Christmas prezzies.
Capricorn - You rule the world.
Aquarius - Let's face it, you're a flake. A lovable flake, but a flake non the less. However, you've perfected the phrase "I don't remember," so I see a top government position in your future.
Pisces - Oh dear. Bless your heart.