What God Would You Be?

The world of Chaos Magic is populated by a lot of different Gods. The God of Agriculture, Mama Fertility, Eternal Youth (she's the villain in the next one), Fear, the Goddess of Traffic, Deal (the Goddess of Negotiation), Crash (the computer God), and of course Love and Sex. Of the Gods, I'd like to be Angelena, Goddess of Traffic. Must be all that time I spend commuting here in LA. But what God would you be? Make something up. Let me know.