Oh, this is so sweet. I finally nailed Ophir to the wall and finished my story.
I'm probably never going to try to write one from his POV again.
Ophir: "Wise choice. You shouldn't have tried this one." Me: "Quiet, or I'll write a scene where your screen saver at work is a basket of kittens and puppies." Ophir: "You wouldn't dare." Me: "The next story about you and Chris is going to be that little incident that took place before Samhain." Ophir: "I know where you sleep." Me: "Right back attcha. How do you feel about Hello Kitty sheets on your bed?" *starts to type new description of Ophir's bedroom*